so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Towns Built: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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