so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
Holy Grails Found: 4 Ores Mined: 4285

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society known as “The Cabal.” Rumor has it that they control the entire server with their mystical powers and offer incredible perks to those who join their ranks.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the initiation process involves a parkour course over a pit of lava, a battle with a dragon, and a dance-off with a creeper. But hey, it’s all worth it to be a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a member of The Cabal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to unlimited diamonds or gain the ability to fly. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • OpenDoorPoopCraft

    OpenDoorPoopCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

    2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • YemenWarzoneCraft

    YemenWarzoneCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the US warships and planes striking Houthi targets in Yemen but with a twist – we use exploding chickens instead of missiles! watch as the chickens rain down on our enemies, causing chaos and destruction like you’ve never seen before. join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and unleash feathered fury on your foes. who needs real war when you can have exploding chickens in minecraft? join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious battles you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2388 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6802 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Get lost in FrontierSMP, where fishing is lit and farming is fire! Join us now!

    Get lost in FrontierSMP, where fishing is lit and farming is fire! Join us now!

    FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

    Server IP Play.FrontierSMP.net
    Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Yes
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
    Wiki https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
    Version 1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

    Description:

    FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a community-driven focus. Challenge, community, and exploration are at the core of our server experience.

    Main Features:

    • Custom Terrain
    • Towny Gameplay
    • Balanced Economy
    • Custom Items
    • PyroFishing & Farming
    • No Pay To Win

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock edition? Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
    Are there custom structures and loot on the server? Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.
    Is there a Towny system on the server? Yes, Towny gameplay is a key focal point of the server experience.
    Is the server economy balanced? Yes, efforts have been made to balance the in-game economy.
    Are there custom items available on the server? Yes, there are custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
    Does the server have pay-to-win features? No, the server does not promote pay-to-win gameplay.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

    Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of searching for your ideal Minecraft partner? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match! Our matchmaking algorithm is so advanced, it can even find your ideal woman or man based on your in-game building style and mining habits.

    Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love nest together in the pixelated world. Who knows, you might even find yourself crafting a diamond ring and proposing in front of a herd of creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Bored on a Saturday Night Minecraft SMP

    Bored on a Saturday Night Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of watching boring movies at the local cinema? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated battle between a group of players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and another group riding pigs throwing explosive snowballs. And that’s just the beginning!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate flying carrot warrior?

    So why waste your time watching a mediocre movie when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and create your own epic adventures? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9515 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 218 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockyBedBanter

    BlockyBedBanter
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

    UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 57 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

    ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan
    so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

    like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

    so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Chip Beam Bio Tractor

    Chip Beam Bio Tractor
    come join our epic minecraft server where we use tractor beams to bring in all the mobs and players to our world! our engineers have created a chip that can attract all the biological particles in the game, making it the craziest and most chaotic server out there! imagine being pulled towards a creeper or a zombie, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and danger! come experience the thrill of being sucked into our world and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

    InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

    Invictus SMP ⛏️

    Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋

    We started our 9th season last month, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

    Server IP invictus.r2f.co
    Bedrock Port 25591

    Discord Invite Link

    🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty

    🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility

    🔥 Custom Plugin Pack

    ✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)

    🗺️ Viewable Dynmap

    🔧 Vanilla Tweaks

    👥 Community Events

    🍺 Brewery & Alcohol

    🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel

    🏬 Player Shops

    🔐 Lockable Chests

    ⭐️ Shooting Stars

    🪑 Chairs & Sitting

    ➕ Much more!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How often does the world reset? The world resets every 6 months.
    Is the server open to everyone? Yes, the server is public and welcomes everyone.
    What version is the server currently on? The server is always updated to the latest version.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Villages Defended: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

    HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

    Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 398
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 435 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

    Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

    Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

    But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Farms Harvested: 923

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

    PeacefulKids Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

    Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

    Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • GrudgeCraft2021

    GrudgeCraft2021
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

    Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

    Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

    And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dimension Hops: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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