so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server

    BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of balancing love and finances, just like this player balancing her relationship and her boyfriend’s spending habits!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while also learning valuable lessons about money management. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a partner in-game who will spend their diamonds wisely!

    Explore our server and discover hidden treasures while avoiding the temptation of overspending at the virtual Target and Amazon pallet stores. Will you make the right choices or will you end up in debt to your fellow players?

    So come on, join our server and see if you can navigate the tricky waters of love and finances in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, always mine responsibly!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SpouseSwapCraft

    SpouseSwapCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero overbearing spouses and no excessive complaining about relationships!

    Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. No need to worry about your friend suddenly inviting their spouse to your hangout, or dealing with any awkward situations. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the chaos of everyday life and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building.

    Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you might stumble upon. Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine

    SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your sadness melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is filled with so much laughter and fun, you’ll forget why you were sad in the first place. Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft. So come join us and let Larry tickle your funny bone while you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Animals Bred: 194

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockBusterCraft

    BlockBusterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like the blockbuster movies of the 80s – full of action, adventure, and totally tubular vibes! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and epic battles with dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few rogue llamas.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down when the sun goes down. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be found by the bravest of players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him in battle and claim the title of Chicken Champion? Only time will tell, my friend.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the nostalgia of older movies mixed with the chaos of Minecraft in a way you’ve never seen before. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Pixel Mimicry Funville

    Pixel Mimicry Funville
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. like, you have to do the macarena to ask for diamonds, or twerk to negotiate a trade. it’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. plus, there’s this secret underground rave where all the mobs go to let loose and party. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing. trust me, you gotta join this server for the ultimate dance-off experience.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Demon Skulls Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • “A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

    “A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

    Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!

    Server Information:

    Host/IP nocheatsmc.com
    Running 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups
    Clients Permitted Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help improve fps and have no other features
    Location Montreal, Canada
    Difficulty Hard
    Rule(s) No Cheating

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

    Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?

    A: No, we have very few rules on the server. Feel free to say whatever you want and grief as you please.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Yes, you are allowed to use the default vanilla client, optifine, and some clients that only help improve FPS. Just make sure they don’t have any other features that could be considered cheating.

    Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?

    A: No, there are no safe spaces on this server. Be prepared to defend your builds and belongings as other players may try to sabotage or destroy them.

    Q: How often are backups made on the server?

    A: Daily backups are made on the server to ensure that progress is not lost in case of any mishaps or incidents.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 New Chunks Explored: 896618
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Chimeras Created: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Potions Brewed: 113

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

    Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more books for the sickos than a library run by Professor Snape! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player named Winsya joined our server and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. Legend has it that Winsya defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to follow in Winsya’s footsteps and become a Minecraft legend, then this is the SMP for you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you see a pig riding a minecart or a chicken doing the moonwalk. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft SMP.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • StepSisDramaGoneWild

    StepSisDramaGoneWild
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, sibling rivalry, and more drama than a reality TV show.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you’re trying to build a peaceful village with your friends, but suddenly your long-lost stepsister shows up and claims she’s the rightful heir to the throne. Will you stand your ground and fight for what’s yours, or will you let her take over and rule with an iron fist?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family feud that puts the Kardashians to shame. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SkyBlockAirways

    SkyBlockAirways
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Animals Bred: 143 Potions Brewed: 192
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Magic Items Found: 2275
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Mines Excavated: 2489

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

    Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss
    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Enchantments Applied: 197
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mines Excavated: 3220
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 293 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HexArchon Overview

    Description HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

    Links

    Our Values

    We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

    Community voice & transparency We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
    Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
    Trust & respect We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
    Dedicated updates We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

    Gameplay Mechanics

    • Custom Mobs
    • Custom Items
    • Custom Enchants
    • Dungeons
    • Quests
    • Abilities
    • Stats
    • Auto Farms
    • Furnaces
    • Furniture
    • Player Shops
    • Pets
    • Fishing
    • Quality-of-life Improvements

    Technicals

    Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

    CPU AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    RAM 3200MHz 64GB
    Storage 2TB NVME SSD
    Location US East Coast

    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

    Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 103 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

    BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

    But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

    So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

    Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY