Uzaki’s Blocky Demise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7469

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

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Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Enchantments Applied:	285	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	340	New Chunks Explored:	949504
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MagicMinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of living in a world where magic is frowned upon and shunned by society? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, magic is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us and unleash your inner wizard, casting spells and brewing potions to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of majestic creatures who roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Ride a unicorn into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a dragon who hoards all the rarest treasures in the land? Defeat the dragon in an epic battle and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where magic reigns supreme and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to why magic is so hated in the first place!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Banter Buddies

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Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyNorsemen

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Welcome to our ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ-utgave.forrige Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic battles with enderdragons riding on pigs, and build your own diamond castle guarded by creeper bodyguards.

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of enchanted obsidian, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by zombie pirates.

But beware, for the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to dance-offs and parkour races for the chance to win enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Check out this video for a sneak peek: Click Here!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Emeralds Found:	4073	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Baubau’s Wacky World – Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

– Have you ever seen a Creeper breakdance? Well, on this server, they do! It’s like a rave in the Nether every night. – Our PvP battles are so intense, even Herobrine himself is taking notes on our skills. – Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? No problem! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. – The villagers on our server are so friendly, they’ll trade you enchanted gear for a mere emerald. It’s like having your own personal shopping mall. – And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure. Rumor has it, Notch himself hid the best loot down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen. They love to photobomb your screenshots. 😂🔥🎮

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Enchantments Applied:	103
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecrafty Fantasy Fun

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the chat! Join us for hilarious debates on whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior gemstone.

Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to witness the chaos.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual sheep racing competition. That’s right, we breed the fastest sheep in all of Minecraft and let them loose for a race like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see why everyone is talking about the great debate Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Emeralds Found:	8493
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyCraft: Where even Hamas can’t break our blocks!

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Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we uncover the most outrageous conspiracies in the gaming world! Join us and unravel the mystery of why Hamas is actually a tool created by Israel to destroy Palestinians. But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft and discover why Hezbollah and Iran are keeping this juicy secret to themselves. Will you be the one to expose the truth and save the virtual world from these scandalous schemes? Join now for a chance to unleash your inner detective and uncover the craziest conspiracy theories in Minecraft history!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyShipmates – Minecraft Server for Anime Admirals!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for a chance to win a Cookie for Mew event! That’s right, Mew wants a cookie and only you can help! But wait, there’s more! How about a Vampire META mission on a cruise ship with an Inazuma maid skin as a reward? It’s like Twilight meets Maid in Manhattan, but in Minecraft!

And don’t miss out on the Spider Lily’s Redolance event where you can train with U-410 and get Augment Modules for Comet & Chapayev. It’s like a boot camp, but with cute anime girls!

But wait, there’s even more! Coming up, we have a Muse Event livestream and a Chapayev ASMR session. Get ready to relax and vibe with your favorite Azur Lane characters.

Just a friendly reminder, make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord because we’re too cool for that.

Check out our FAQ before asking questions, and don’t forget to browse through our Ship Tier List and Equipment Guide. We’ve got all the resources you need to dominate in Minecraft Azur Lane!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and dive into a world of adventure, mystery, and cute anime girls! Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2531
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	49	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	507	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2