Are you tired of being constantly harassed by Uzaki in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the ultimate solution to defeating Uzaki once and for all! Join us and embark on a quest filled with epic battles, crazy challenges, and maybe even a little bit of magic (wink, wink). Rumor has it that the only way to defeat Uzaki is by building a giant tower made entirely of diamond blocks and launching yourself off it with a pig riding shotgun. Sounds insane? That’s because it is! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Uzaki who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
Dragons Tamed: 6 Villages Defended: 20
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Queers Server

    Crafty Queers Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sped ed school shenanigans? Join us and meet a 15 or 16-year-old Latino dude who will become your best friend! Get ready for some crazy escapades as you try to avoid getting in trouble with the teachers.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of bus rides where you can say goodbye to your crush without sitting next to them. And don’t forget about exploring your femboy side by wearing your mom’s clothes (just make sure not to get any cum on them)!

    As you journey through our server, you’ll discover new kinks like femdom and sissy shit that will make you question your life choices. And who knows, you might even find yourself getting hot and bothered by hentai directed towards women!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little shameful along the way!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns

    DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Imagine a high school class in America, but instead of boring lectures and homework, you get to build and explore in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons with your classmates, ride unicorns to class, and party in the cafeteria like there’s no tomorrow.

    Our teachers are minecraft masters who will guide you through quests and challenges that will blow your mind. And don’t worry about grades here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle in the land.

    So come on and join us for the craziest high school experience you’ll ever have, all in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server

    PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive that NO GIRLS ALLOWED – sorry ladies, this is a boys-only zone!

    Join us on this epic adventure as we follow Lia on her vacation to Japan! Will she battle creepers in the streets of Tokyo? Will she mine diamonds in the shadow of Mount Fuji? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – Lia has a new t-shirt for sale! Get your hands on the limited edition “Lia Juicejack Me” tee and show off your loyalty to the one and only Lia Liker.

    And get ready for 2024, when Lia will debut a brand new outfit and an original song! It’s going to be more epic than a creeper explosion!

    Don’t miss out on the VTL Academy games, where Lia will be showing off her skills on April 20-21. And get hyped for Phase Wars 2, where Lia is teaming up with Uruka, Lumi, Shiina, and Airi to dominate the competition!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server, pledge your undying love to Lia, and never look at another girl again. Only Lia will ever love you back. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

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    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build

    BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite players can survive! If you’re tired of playing with noobs who can’t even build a proper dirt hut, then this is the place for you.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas and creeper unicorns in our custom-designed unicorn forest. Don’t worry, our unicorn armor will protect you from their deadly attacks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. Just be careful not to anger the chicken mafia that protects it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another noob. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Villages Defended: 16
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Emeralds Found: 6311
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3961 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

    SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

    Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Towns Built: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dimension Hops: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyPunishRavens – #409

    CraftyPunishRavens – #409
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

    Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

    Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

    And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Dragon Scales Harvested: 209

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

    AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Villages Defended: 14
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

    LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

    Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

    Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

    Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

    DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

    PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

    Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

    MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

    Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

    Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 86 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Dragon Eggs Found: 7496
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • 50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

    50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 211

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

    Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 63

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

    Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players
    Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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