so, like, this server is like, so cool man. you gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story about how we had to ban all imports from china cuz they were using Uyghur labor or something. like, who even knows what that means, but it’s like, a big deal man.

anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.

so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Dimension Hops: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Astral Projections Made: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Alien Abductions: 5 Buildings Constructed: 42
Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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