/utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	775256	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Behind You Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and danger lurks around every corner! Join us if you dare, but beware of the creepers that have been known to throw surprise parties behind unsuspecting players.

Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a notorious group of pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you jump out of your seat. One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens descended from the sky and started pelting them with eggs. It was clucking madness!

But fear not, for our community is filled with laughter and camaraderie. We have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, from giant toilets to floating castles made entirely out of cake. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search far and wide for hidden loot that is guarded by evil rabbits with a taste for mischief.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises. Just remember to always keep an eye out behind you, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PuppyPanicCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pet care? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize the well-being of all virtual animals!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a pixelated dog’s paw and facing the moral dilemma of whether or not to rush them to the emergency vet in the middle of the night. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who prioritizes saving virtual coins over a virtual pet’s health?

Embark on epic quests to find the rarest pixelated vet items to heal your virtual pets, all while navigating the drama of virtual friendships and virtual guilt trips. Who knew virtual pet care could be so intense?

So, come join our server and show off your virtual pet care skills! And remember, in the world of Minecraft, every pixelated paw matters.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyHacksMC

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and you’ll discover the ultimate life hack that will have your friends shaking in their diamond boots.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And if you think that’s crazy, wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on flying chickens and skeletons that shoot rainbows out of their bows.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block so big, you could build a house out of it. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of humor. Because on our server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5106
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	295
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the whole block universe? Well, let me tell you why you gotta join our server ASAP!

First off, we got pigs that can fly, like for real! These pigs got wings and they be zooming around the server like they own the place. And don’t even get me started on our diamond armor-wearing chickens that lay golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right, GOLDEN EGGS!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers with laser eyes. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magic sword that can shoot fireballs. It’s like a freakin’ fantasy movie up in here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RafaleRumbleCraft

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lol this server is like the indian air force but in minecraft!! we use rafale jets to shoot down chinese spy balloons!! join us for epic battles in the sky and show off your flying skills like a pro pilot!! we promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even become a top gun in no time!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s take down those sneaky spies together!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NotGayMinecraftServer

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Tired of your girlfriend accusing you of being gay just because you haven’t kissed any guys? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you’re all about building and crafting, not smooching dudes! With our epic virtual world, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring hidden caves to worry about silly accusations. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and prove once and for all that you’re straight as an arrow… in Minecraft, at least!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Oct7 Celebration Minecraft SMP

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that I was a lonely miner, digging away in the dark depths of the earth, when suddenly I stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Join our Minecraft SMP and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land. But beware, for the land is also home to a mischievous group of prankster Endermen who love to steal your blocks and replace them with TNT. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	5909	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5726	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BeanBoyz Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama in the kitchen is nothing compared to the chaos in our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of following recipes and getting yelled at for not knowing exactly how many cans of beans to buy? Look no further! On our server, you can craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from your fellow players.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world where the chili is always good, no matter how many cans of beans you use. So come join us and let’s create some culinary chaos together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	857253	Zombie Dances:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BoatBlockerZ

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our community is so close-knit, we practically babysit each other’s virtual kids and share virtual edibles (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!).

But wait, there’s more! We have a boat in our virtual yard that has been abandoned for months. Will the owner ever come back for it? Who knows! It’s like a virtual game of hot potato, but with a boat.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual boat tire dilemma – now that’s Minecraft madness at its finest!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Farms Harvested:	972	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SpyCraftMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHINA HACKING TELECOM FIRMS FOR FUN! yea u heard right, we got them chinese hackers causing chaos in our world, making it the most thrilling and dangerous place to play! u never know when ur gonna get hacked next, keeps u on ur toes! plus, we got exclusive access to top secret spy missions and covert ops, all in the name of minecraft! so come on in and join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LioviCraft – Hack donut with the command /hack Minecraft server

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Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TrueOG – Where diamonds are the currency, land claims are just a myth, and griefing is the official sport! 1.8-1.20.4

1.19 Update Coming Soon, 1.8 pvp, 1.81.20.4, 100% Open Source, Claims, Competitive PVP, Currency, Custom Plugins, Democratic worker co-op, diamond-based economy, diamonds, Expanding worlds, facebook, Factions, github repository, Griefing, Java 1.8.0, Land, Mastodon, MCMMO, Myth, Official, OG gameplay, private server, Public domain software, Purpur 1.18.2, Rediscover Minecraft, semi anarchy, Sport, TrueOG, Unique translation plugin

TrueOG Network Overview:
Server Version:	Purpur 1.18.2
Supported Clients:	Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)
Server IPs (No Whitelist):	trueog.net true-og.net play.trueog.net play.true-og.net www.trueog.net www.true-og.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: Is TrueOG Network free to play?	A: Yes, TrueOG Network is a 100% free and open-source Minecraft server.
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can connect to TrueOG Network using any of the provided server IPs.
Q: Are there any upcoming updates?	A: Yes, the 1.19 update is coming soon with only 6 plugins left to update.
Q: What is TrueOG SMP?	A: TrueOG SMP is where the unique OG Minecraft experience begins, with a blend of 2012 survival servers and modern features.
Q: Can I get involved in the community?	A: Yes, TrueOG Network is structured as a democratic worker co-op, allowing anyone to get involved at any level with dedication.
Q: Are there different worlds on the server?	A: Yes, TrueOG Network has distinct worlds including Overworld, Nether, and End, each with their own boundaries.
Q: Can I participate in upcoming minigames?	A: Yes, in the future TrueOG Network will introduce minigames like The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more.
Q: How can I connect with TrueOG Network outside of the game?	A: You can visit the website, store, Mastodon, Facebook, and GitHub repository for TrueOG Network.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Crops Grown:	1629	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Damsels Minecraft Server

Character development, character growth, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, Damsels, Drama, emotional depth, Female Protagonists, HEARTBREAK, inner strength, losing heroines, love stories, Minecraft, narrative complexity, normal couple behavior, overcoming challenges, personal struggles, realistic portrayal, relationships, romance, romantic tension, Server, storytelling, Strong Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to engage in some “normal couple behavior”! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, on our server you can find your Minecraft soulmate and go on virtual dates, have virtual arguments, and even have virtual make-up sessions! Join now for a chance to experience the most realistic virtual relationship simulator in Minecraft history!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7522
Farms Harvested:	568	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Crew

Badlands Chugs, Balmung, Costume Party Mixer, CREW, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, gaming events, Garo, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, haruhi movie, Il Mheg, inu oh, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Seraph, smp, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zurvan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. That’s right, our server is so crazy that even the mobs have personalities! And don’t even get us started on the epic events we have planned. From a costume party mixer to a pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also gain access to exclusive meetups like the Twin Peaks Meetup Season 2 Ep 6-9, the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi movie and Inu-Oh, and even a Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer Mahjong Lounge. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	786
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server

Communication, Cooking, depression, DoorDash, Emotional support, family, financial support, gluten free, job loss, Meals, medical issues, Minecraft, mom, moms, moving out, relationships, Seasoning, self worth, sensitivity, Server, SUCKS, Support, tiktok, Trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of unseasoned chicken dishes and dreadful TikTok recipes! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only seasoning allowed is pure chaos and fun.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.

Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.

Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.