USbros WTF Minecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Builders: Where Diversity is Crafted and Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a black Canadian in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the accents are different! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll hear voices that will make you question everything you thought you knew about accents. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Toes – Minecraft VTuber Feet Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the Tako Toes Edition! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride giant squids as mounts and battle enemy players with ink attacks! Plus, our custom-built underwater city is home to a secret society of octopus wizards who will grant you magical powers if you can solve their riddles. And don’t even get me started on the legendary Tako Toes themselves – rumor has it that eating one will give you the ability to breathe underwater indefinitely! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Emeralds Found:	2046	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

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Tired of playing on dead servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hopefully less dead than the last one! Join us for some epic action-packed fun that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane builds, and a community that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day (or ban a griefer, whatever comes first).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton – stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust us.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos and excitement of the Weimar Republic to life! Join us as we reenact the glory days of the Freikorps, fighting for justice and freedom in the virtual world.

Forget about boring old servers with peaceful gameplay – here, you’ll experience epic battles and intense rivalries as you don your türkische uniform and fight for your cause. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping action and non-stop excitement?

So come join us and be a part of something truly wild and unpredictable. The Weimar Republic may be a thing of the past, but on our server, the spirit of the Freikorps lives on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Star Shards Collected:	227

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again, but this time it’s Rain Edition! Join us for a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher because why not. This game has over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items – basically, it’s an autist’s wet dream of a war game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has simplistic graphics that are easily moddable and extremely deep, just like a bottomless pit of possibilities. Join us for battles that are resolved simultaneously, where you can plan your strategies like a true mastermind.

And if you’re not convinced yet, we have pastebins, steam groups, multiplayer guides, and even a Blitzserver for all your game hosting needs. Plus, we have llamaservers because why not add some llamas into the mix.

So come on, join us for a Minecraft server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have over 3400 units to play with? Let’s dominate the fantasy world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

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Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Potions Brewed:	84	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Banter Bonanza

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Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Emeralds Found:	1239	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

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Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	658	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Magic Items Found:	6069	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	978338	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Towns Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	1553
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Farms Harvested:	204
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1