USbros WTF Minecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Boobies & Big Swords – A Minecraft Server for PSO2 Fans!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuris, and Toblerones galore! Our alliances are so strong, they’ll make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we’ve got scratch tickets that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot. And don’t even get us started on our fashion history – it’s more legendary than finding diamonds in a cave.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, because where else can you find Mitsubas and Oyasumis hanging out with Stardust Drives? It’s like a party that even Endermen would want to crash.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Bois and Gurlz: Incels Gone Wild

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If you’re tired of being a basic bro stuck in the virtual world of dating apps, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a hero in your own pixelated paradise!

Forget about swiping left or right, on our server, you’ll be swiping your sword to slay dragons and creepers alike. Who needs a dating app when you can find your true love in the form of a rare diamond ore?

And don’t even get us started on how video games and porn have ruined modern men. On our server, you’ll be too busy building epic castles and battling evil mobs to even think about those pixelated distractions. Plus, who needs virtual fantasies when you can live out your wildest dreams in a blocky world?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of modern manhood. Who needs social media and dating apps when you can have an adventure of a lifetime right at your fingertips?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SexyTenchiCraft: Where Minecraft meets the ultimate anime debate!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you Tenchi Muyo fans out there! Join us and settle the age-old debate of who is the sexiest Tenchi girl once and for all through epic build battles and trivia challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that Sasami herself comes to soak in the hot spring every Tuesday night – don’t miss your chance to catch a glimpse of the cutest space princess in action!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Jurai tree, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets and unlock untold riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Tenchi Muyo-themed Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AnimeBoysCraft: Where You Can Finally Date Your Favorite Anime Characters in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Do you dream of being a kawaii anime boy with magical powers? Well, look no further because our server lets you transform into your wildest anime fantasies! Join us and become the ultimate senpai or waifu in the Minecraft world. Fight off creepers with your magical girl powers or summon a giant mecha to protect your base. The possibilities are endless when you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner anime hero!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	57
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ores Mined:	882	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SpanishSucksButMinecraftRocks – where building is easier than conjugating verbs!

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Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers that make you want to take a siesta? Well, look no further because our server is like a fiesta for your brain! We promise you won’t be saying “adios” to this server anytime soon.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through a world where Spanish is so last season. Our server is like a spicy taco of fun, with quests that will make you say “¡Ay, caramba!” and challenges that will have you shouting “Olé!”

Forget about Spanish being boring, on our server, Portuguese is the new black! You’ll be speaking the language of samba in no time, and trust us, it’s a lot more fun than conjugating verbs in Spanish.

So why settle for a server that sounds as gay as a flamenco dancer when you can join us and experience the wild, crazy world of Portuguese-speaking Minecraft? Don’t be a French fry, come join the party!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Potions Brewed:	48
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Clash: Master Duel Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. These pigs led the player on a wild adventure through a magical forest filled with talking trees and flying llamas. The player was so amazed by the absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride on the backs of giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that sing when you walk by, and battle a boss monster that’s actually just a giant block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next on “Her game”!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VoteCraft: Mexican Mayhem Edition

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old politics and ready to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only voting you’ll be doing is for which block to place next!

We’ve got a thriving community of players who have all sworn allegiance to the almighty diamond sword, and we even have our own in-game elections for mayor of the village (spoiler alert: it’s always the player with the most epic house).

So forget about real-world politics and come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few friendly pranks on your fellow players. Who needs politicians when you’ve got pigs in top hats and chickens riding on llamas? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Potions Brewed:	62
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crops Grown:	4569

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail to LOLs and Llamas!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere and starts a flash mob. But wait, there’s more! As you explore the vast landscapes of our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers. Don’t worry, they’re friendly dancers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have flying pigs in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8714	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GFs and Diamonds Minecraft Server: Where Love and Loot Collide!

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Are you tired of trying to make friends in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you don’t need to worry about socializing with real people! Our pixelated world is filled with friendly and talkative villagers who are always up for a chat. Plus, our server is so addicting that you won’t even have time to think about making friends in real life. Join us now and say goodbye to socializing forever!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RainbowCraft: Where Latinx Players Outshine the Rest in Gayness!

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Come join our Minecraft server where Latinx folk are twice as gay as white and black people in the USA! Why, you ask? Because our server is so fabulous that it turns everyone into rainbow-loving, glitter-throwing unicorns! We’ve got parties that make Studio 54 look like a snooze fest and our pixel art is so fierce, even Beyoncé would be jealous. So come on over and let your inner diva shine on our server – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Towns Built:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Villages Defended:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafting Chaos: The Ultimate STR vs DEX Minecraft Showdown!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Welcome to the ultimate showdown of STR vs DEX, where players must choose between strength and dexterity in epic battles of skill and strategy.

Join us on this server for a chance to prove your worth in intense PvP battles where only the strongest or most agile will survive. Will you wield a mighty diamond sword and crush your enemies with brute force, or will you rely on your lightning-fast reflexes to dodge attacks and strike with precision?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss who rules over the land with an iron beak. Defeat the Chicken King and claim his golden egg for yourself, granting you untold riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on STR vs DEX for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, choose wisely – because in this world, only the strong or the swift will survive!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	777	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

QueerCraft: Where Gay and Trans Players Rule the World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just filled with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join us for a non-stop party where the only rule is to have a good time. Build your dream castle, battle epic bosses, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

And for all you LGBTQ+ players out there, we’ve got a special rainbow-themed area just for you. Embrace your fabulousness and show off your building skills in a safe and welcoming space.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: Not responsible for any pixelated chickens that may spontaneously combust during your gameplay.)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Animals Bred:	51
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through our magical world filled with flying llamas, exploding chickens, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers, and a sky-high roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SpeedyStroker’s BNWO Interracial Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, things get wilder than a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can build your dream world while battling zombie pigmen who are secretly plotting to take over the server. And if that’s not enough to get your pickaxe swinging, how about this – every full moon, the cows in our world turn into werewolves and start attacking players!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Mother Mine” where players can delve deep into the earth and uncover rare treasures. Just be careful not to stumble upon the cursed diamond that turns you into a chicken for 24 hours!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos, the excitement, and the sheer insanity that is our Minecraft server. Just be prepared to explain to your friends why you can’t stop laughing every time you log off.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Villages Defended:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	92

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixelated Pals: No Room for Racists

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, granting wishes to all who witness it.

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, only the coolest cats and craziest characters are welcome here. See you on the other side, racists!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ores Mined:	6730	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3573	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8