so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Magical Moments Shared: 26 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
Epic Quests Completed: 24 Herobrine Sightings: 9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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