UncleCraft: No Free Rides! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LoveCraftedMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Towns Built:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CringeCraft SMP

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Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineCraftyLove

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Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

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come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Eternity SMP

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Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Farms Harvested:	491	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Astrify SMP

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A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Potions Brewed:	78	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4