LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
Runes Activated: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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