LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 398
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
New Chunks Explored: 13880 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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