LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 14 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Buildings Constructed: 11
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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