LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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