LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Potions Brewed: 95 Emeralds Found: 5339
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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