LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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