LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 22 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Emeralds Found: 1172
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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