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SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Farms Harvested:	857
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	123
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Towns Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3468	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Towns Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	123	New Chunks Explored:	241074
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ores Mined:	6120
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Farms Harvested:	231
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magic Items Found:	1720
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5607
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Farms Harvested:	929
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	225	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crops Grown:	6202
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Players:	99/300	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Divine Spears Created:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mines Excavated:	4251	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78