TWWOM 2 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Animals Bred:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	812961	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	591465	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Buildings Constructed:	45
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3875	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Votes:	2400	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crops Grown:	8949	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1655	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	New Chunks Explored:	43817
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7693	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	947838
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8619	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4449	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

Players:	92/900	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Votes:	6233
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Void Gems Collected:	19	Buildings Constructed:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28