TV Men Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeOrJoinNATOCraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, strategic alliances, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Shell Swap Sisters

Aquatic, ariel, Disney, FANTASY, folklore, Green.., hand-me-down, MAGICAL, MERMAIDS, Mythology, Ocean, princess, Purple, Seashells, shell, Siblings, sisters, Swap, Tails, The little mermaid, Underwater

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6347	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bread & Chips R Us

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	300	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Towns Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

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Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, childhood fears, childhood memories, creepy, eerie atmosphere, Gaming, ghostly encounters, Haunting, haunting memories, Immersive, Minecraft, Mysterious, night, night time, nighttime exploration, Nostalgia, OG animal crossing, Server, spooky, spooky music, unsettling, video games, virtual world

Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Star Shards Collected:	258

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AC Off Minecraft Server

ac, cold house, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Fall, financial responsibility, Freezing, Frustration, high utility bill, house rules, living situation, majority rules, Minecraft, personal comfort, roommate issues, roommates, Server, Temperature, utility bill

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	87	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Towns Built:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VomitVibesCraft

Apology, caregiving, children, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, family, health, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationships, sensitivity, Support, teamwork, Understanding, VomitVibesCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	60	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockCraft911

Awareness, BlockCraft911, cpr, critical situation, education, emergency, first aid, health, Heimlich Maneuver, INFORMATION, intervention, knowledge, life saving, Medical, preparedness, Prevention, Quick Thinking, random fact, Safety, save life, Survival

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

Chaklun drone, ChaklunCraft, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, DOMINATE, drone technology, electronic warfare protection, electronic warfare resistant, innovation, military equipment, military technology, military use, national defense, SECURITY, Skies, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Centurion

LifeSteal, Survival PvP Economy Faction Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests Dungeons Towny Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Whitelisted Bedwars Skywars Parkour

A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Star Shards Collected:	111	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Border 512×512

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Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

Anarchy, Community, Discord, forward, Friendly, Fun, Further, join us, looking, Master, Meeting, Minecraft, Other, PvP, PvPer, Redstone, Roleplay, roleplayer, Scrolling, see, Semipants, SemiSerious, Server, try, WanMC², Wears

WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
Features	Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
Community	Friendly and welcoming

Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.