Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Trump rally? Look no further! Join our server where you can build walls taller than the Great Wall of China and mine for diamonds like you’re draining the swamp.

We’ve got more drama than a White House press briefing and more chaos than a Twitter feed. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to make Minecraft great again, again!

So grab your pickaxe, put on your MAGA hat, and get ready to build the best Minecraft empire the world has ever seen. Because on this server, we don’t just dig for diamonds, we dig for freedom!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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