| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3699 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | New Chunks Explored: | 450072 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5827 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 680031 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Tired of unwanted guests invading your space and causing chaos? Join our server and never worry about random people barging into your virtual house again. Our virtual doors are always locked and only friends are allowed in (and they better knock first!).
We promise no one will steal your virtual bikes or pee in your virtual basement (unless you want them to, we don’t judge). Say goodbye to cleaning up after strangers and hello to building epic structures with your fellow players.
So come join us on our server and reclaim your peace and sanity in a world where you’re the one in control. Plus, we have virtual pets that don’t bark at random noises, so that’s a win-win!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 631 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2870 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.
And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.
So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2256 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 170 | New Chunks Explored: | 903436 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2401 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
But, like, the best part is the community on this SMP, everyone is so chill and hilarious. We have this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin and another dude who builds nothing but giant statues of llamas. It’s wild, man.
So, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3452 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 4499 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8642 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.
But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6436 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2684 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9908 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Server IP | mc.survivalhorizons.net |
|---|---|
| Java Port | 25565 |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Website | survivalhorizons.net |
| Discord | Discord Server |
To join the server, use the IP address mc.survivalhorizons.net with the respective port for Java or Bedrock.
Yes, please follow the rules outlined above to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
Visit the website survivalhorizons.net or join the Discord server for updates and discussions.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1696 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
You can create epic structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even fight off creepers with your trusty sword.
Plus, the community is lit AF and full of cool peeps who will have your back no matter what. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9182 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 21 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual world where you are free to pursue your dreams without any interference. Build your dream house, start your own business, or even go on epic adventures without anyone telling you what to do.
Join us and leave behind the toxic environment of the real world. Say goodbye to currency gaps, strict parents, and ridiculous restrictions. On our server, the only limit is your imagination!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start building the life you’ve always wanted. Who needs a master’s degree when you can become the master of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6378 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
We understand the struggles of dealing with entitled family members, so we offer a safe haven where you can build and explore without the burden of free dog-sitting duties. Our server is a half-hour away from any family drama and over in another state of mind where you can relax and have fun.
Don’t let your dad and his girlfriend dictate your life – join our server and let your creativity run wild without the guilt trips! Plus, our virtual dogs don’t need daily care, so you can focus on building your dream world without the stress. Join now and leave the real world behind – you deserve it!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1984 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 403 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Join us and experience the luxury of having your own personal butler NPC who will fetch you anything you desire, whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a rare unicorn mount. Need a break from all the opulence? Take a ride on our private jet minecart and explore the vast lands of our server, filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.
But the best part? You can flaunt your wealth and power to all the other players, showing off your blinged-out armor and custom-built castle. So why settle for being just another peasant on a basic Minecraft server when you can live like a virtual billionaire on ours? Join now and start living the high life!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6480 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9597 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 27 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9129 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 479 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
| Crops Grown: | 3474 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).
so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 548 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Votes: | 9198 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.
Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.
Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!
