Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Holy Grails Found: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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