Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Villages Defended: 18
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Magical Moments Shared: 8 Animals Bred: 184
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Chimeras Created: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

    ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach
    Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

    Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

    Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyLifeGoals

    CraftyLifeGoals
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Zombie Dances: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Ores Mined: 3142 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

    NaziCraft: Remove the Memes
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

    Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

    i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

    so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Falling into the Void: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

    Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+
    Minecraft Server Overview
    New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
    No official launch, join anytime
    16+ age requirement
    Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

    Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

    A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

    A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

    Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

    A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Towns Built: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

    But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7788 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

    TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 301 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

    MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 70
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyHealthHazards

    BlockyHealthHazards
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

    CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Runes Activated: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 534

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Cash Birthday Card Fun

    Cash Birthday Card Fun
    yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 471781 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

    VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds
    lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 291 Dragon Scales Harvested: 402
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

    Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!
    Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
    Survival Server 2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
    Creative Server Claim free plot, build within reason
    Lifesteal Server NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

    FAQ

    Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

    A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

    Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

    A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

    Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

    A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

    Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

    A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

    Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

    A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

    Check out our links:

    And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Farms Harvested: 688 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

    I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

    But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

    Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 40 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Animals Bred: 173 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Zombie Dances: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
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