So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Farms Harvested: 150
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
New Chunks Explored: 709840 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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