So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Magic Items Found: 2656
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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