So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dragons Tamed: 7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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