So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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