Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Dimension Hops: 12
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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