Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where the adventures are as wild as my titties hurting from all the fun!
Join us for a chance to ride on flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, or build a house out of giant marshmallows that can protect you from zombie pandas!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our chocolate lava pits where you can swim with diamond-encrusted sharks or challenge the evil chickens to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Your titties will thank you!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with rainbow wings. And guess what? The pig-icorn went on to lead an army of chickens in a battle against an army of evil llamas. It was epic, trust me.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing, surprised, and entertained, then look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret potion that turns you into a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or new? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your Minecraft boredom! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity and hilarity.
We have so many crazy things to offer, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base filled with talking cows. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get access to a special mini-game where you have to fight off an army of evil llamas with only a carrot as your weapon. Trust us, it’s way more intense than it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become a part of the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft community on the planet. Who needs a doctor when you have our server to cure all your Minecraft woes?
Are you looking for a new server to play? Then look no further!
Welcome to Cazador Geopol. We have many cool aspects such as:
– Active and dedicated admins 🧑🤝🧑
– Fair and unbiased rules 👨⚖️
– Active and easy to talk to player base 🗣️
We also have things like:
– An Earth map 🌎
– Towny 🛖
– Movecraft 🚢
– Guns 🔫
– Bedrock/Java crossplay 🎮
There is all sorts of stuff to do on Cazador. Start your own town, build your nation up, create an empire, go to war, build battleships, siege towns, and much more.
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A mesmerizing take on RPGMMO Towny Survival experience with fancy custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic and more. PvE Survival with a whole lot more flavorful content!
▣ Embark on an epic journey and choose from several classes with various skills and abilities. Level up RPG style and craft hundreds of unique custom items. Battle dozens of thrilling and diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new and menacing bosses in an immersive towny experience.
▣ Descend into massive and intricate dungeons. Feel the excitement of each battle and the satisfaction of solving each puzzle. Explore detailed rooms for exclusive loot and unique gear.
▣ Take to the skies flying on dragons and discover dozens of colourful new biomes in the open-world wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ vibrant new blocks and furniture pieces. Like music for one’s eyes.
▣ Engage in the bustling economy with player shops, auctions as well as functional factories and farms to bring your town to life.
▣ Protect your majestic fortress and riches with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.
▣ Enjoy an immersive and captivating experience with new textures, models and sounds, No mods are needed. Simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.
▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence that has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value community insight and feedback for new content.
Welcome to Charged CreeperCharged Creeper have to offer you; log in at any time, any place from any platform and see for yourself! Here are a few things we offer the community:
💎 QoL: Such as Public Warps, Personal Homes, Teleporting to Friends, etc.
💎 Lite RPG: Mob Arenas, Dungeons w/ Custom Bosses & Loot Tables, New open-world mobs, McMMO (skilling system), etc.
💎 Non-P2W store: Complete chat customization, portable music boxes, Join/Leave announcements, etc. NO gear is sold, nor is any playable content locked behind a paywall.
💎 Voting Perks: Gain random rewards each day for supporting our server through the /vote command.
💎 Economy: Completely player-owned and operated. Choose how you want to be paid / what to sell.
💎 Cross-play: Play with your friends on any platform!
💎 Professionalism: A staff that knows the game and can rapidly identify problems to prevent server lag, bug exploits & quickly engage hotfixes to minimalize downtime.
💎 No Whitelisting: That’s right, come play any time restriction-free!
💎 Safety: Land claiming keeps your builds safe. We have the ability to restore corrupted inventories, rollback damage, keep daily backups and much more!
💎 Discord: A channel with tons of extra information for the community with regular updates!
A server that’s main goal is to provide fun worldbuilding via roleplay, nations, and conflict. Come join us in our small but hopefully growing community and make history.
You can create deep connections between nations and characters, create towns and nations that interact with each other, create history and roleplaying as your character to develop it, and to create an enjoyable server experience for everyone.
We want players to join and build their own stories, and see how theirs interacts with others in the grand scheme of things.
Asides from a worldbuilding aspect, we have a friendly community that’s accepting of all peoples (except meanies!), there are in-game community events that everyone has a jolly time in.
In order to filter out any wrong-doers, we have an application process that shouldn’t be too hard, all you have to do is talk about what you plan to do on the server in terms of interaction and any lore and read some neat rules!
Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQIA+ SMP!
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.
🌟 Why Choose Us?
🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Looking for a unwhitelisted basic vanilla server to play on with a great community? Look no further. I started a vanilla server with one plugin that can rollback griefing and looting so you don’t have to worry! The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.
TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.
