Tranny Janny’s Crafty Server

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Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixel Peen Palace: Where AI Creates Art & Porn

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Welcome to the Moon Guard Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters, insane storylines, and mind-blowing block merging techniques that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! We have a Controlnet system that will blow your mind, animations that will make you question reality, and samplers that will have you laughing for days.

Looking to spice things up? Our server offers a wide range of models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even some…fetish content. Don’t worry, we won’t judge!

And if you’re still not convinced, we have LoRa training, OP pasta, and a link hub that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Moon Guard Edition Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5807
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Cocaine Cartel: Colombian Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have Colombian players who are just as crazy as you are! We have llamas that dance salsa, emeralds that sing reggaeton, and creepers that wear sombreros. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground emerald mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. So come join us and let’s show the world that Colombians know how to have a good time in Minecraft! ¡Vamos, parce! 🇨🇴💃🕺

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Buildings Constructed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WaveyCraft: Surfing through boredom one block at a time!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable waves and lackluster rosters? Well, look no further because our server is like a tsunami of excitement and insanity!

Join us and be prepared for the craziest waves you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about waves made of lava, waves made of diamond blocks, waves made of exploding chickens – you name it, we’ve got it!

And don’t even get us started on our roster. We’ve got legendary players like Steve, Herobrine, and even a secret guest appearance from Notch himself. But hey, who needs those guys when you can join our server and play alongside the one and only…Barry the Blockhead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride of waves and wacky characters. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ores Mined:	766	Players Killed by Monsters:	950

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Creepers: Where Minecraft meets Fallout movie anons for a LOL-tastic adventure!

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Todd himself would be proud.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3142	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us and witness epic battles between a team of ninja chickens and an army of zombie llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only the bravest players will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance this pixelated beast?

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-game, “Exploding Sheep Jousting.” Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who’s winning? You are, of course, because you’re playing on the craziest server around!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ChunkyCraft: Where we all come together to help each other get thicc

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Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be an absolute unit of a player? Well, look no further because on our server, we specialize in helping you get THICC. Our custom plugins and mini-games are designed to make you gain virtual weight faster than you can say “diamonds”. Join us and let’s get chunky together! Who needs a gym when you have our server to help you bulk up in pixels?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	3379
Dimension Hops:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Enchantments Applied:	73

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GatchaCraft: Crowds Edition – Where every block is a surprise and every player is a superhero!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like Twitter on steroids! We’ve got drama, memes, and more hot takes than you can shake a stick at.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own empire and watch it rise to glory, only to be torn down by a group of trolls with too much time on their hands.

But that’s not all! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Tweetstorm” feature that lets you send out a flurry of tweets to your fellow players. And don’t even get me started on the “Cancel Culture” event, where players can band together to cancel each other for the most ridiculous reasons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the internet. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RegretCraft: Where mainland Chinese players realize they backed the wrong block

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Are you tired of backing the wrong horse in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where regret is a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who have all realized they chose the wrong rulers in their past lives, but now they’re living their best lives building epic structures and battling mobs together.

Join us and experience the thrill of starting fresh in a world where firing squads are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be firing is your bow and arrow at pesky creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave regret behind!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelPout – The Land of Tsundere Adventures

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our Sinful Thoughts Edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with tomboyish firestarters, stinky succubi, and even a golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town.

But wait, there’s more! We have the embodiment of chaos, a frenemy of the thread, and a wannabe cumdumpster all waiting to meet you in-game. And don’t forget about the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser – they’ll keep you on your toes!

Join now and team up with the likes of Gunpla extraordinaire, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and even a certified retro hag. Plus, we have world’s cutest singing wolpertingers and spicy Latina priestesses on a mission to cleanse the world of sin.

So why wait? Dive into our outrageous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineCrafty Dance Party Server – Daily Bust a Groove!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re busting is blocks? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride that will have you feeling like you’re in the middle of a Jet Set Radio dance-off!

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to bust a groove like never before. Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual streets of Minecraft, dodging creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats that will have you feeling like a true DJ master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen. Challenge other players to a dance-off and show off your best moves as you battle it out for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to bust a groove like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MemeCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Farms Harvested:	230
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5640
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Baldur’s Gate Bros – where we mine, craft, and slay dragons together! Join ‘/bgg/’ now!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through Ramazith’s Tower Edition, where you’ll face challenges, romance companions, and even consume tadpoles without consequences (well, maybe just a little DC21 Wisdom check).

Our server is so intense that you’ll have to decide between the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or why not both? Clear them on higher difficulties for the ultimate loot and experience. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge, it’s like “Tav+” but with additional content and the risk of losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls, and make sure to knock out Minthara in Act 1 if you want to recruit her without going down the evil path (you’ll miss out on a sex scene, but who needs that anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey full of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Wage Cage Warriors Minecraft Server – Where we mine for diamonds and escape the 9-5 grind!

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Are you tired of the mundane grind of the real world, bros? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape the wage cage and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Imagine a place where you can build a house out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

Join us and say goodbye to the soul-crushing monotony of everyday life. Instead, embark on epic quests, engage in epic battles with other players, and maybe even discover a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination. But be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave. So come on, bros, let’s escape the wage cage together and have the time of our lives!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Yamada’s Blocky Band: Where Creepers Jam and Endermen Dance

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for music-loving anime fans! Join us and you’ll get to hang out with your favorite musician anime girls while mining diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Creeper, who spins sick beats while dropping explosive dubstep remixes. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden jukebox in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Hatsune Miku herself!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can party with your favorite anime girls and jam out with DJ Creeper? Join us now and let the music and madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	5509

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crops Grown:	7913	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.