Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate life lesson in self-defense? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the epic tale of Nicolae Miu defending himself against a mob of unhinged zoomoids!
Picture this: you’re minding your own business, just trying to find your lost phone, when suddenly you’re attacked by a group of crazed individuals. But fear not, because on our server, you can channel your inner Nicolae Miu and fight back with all your might!
With elements of aggression, provocation, imminent death, and bodily harm, this server will test your survival skills like never before. And remember, there’s no need to retreat when you’re faced with a group of unhinged, inadequate people under the influence – just defend yourself with any means necessary!
So if you’re looking for a server that will challenge you, entertain you, and maybe even teach you a thing or two about self-defense, join us today! Who knows, you might just come out of it with a medal for creating a better societal environment in the world of Minecraft.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a hilarious adventure filled with explosive sheep, ninja chickens, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move.
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!
Are you tired of looking like a beefed-up bodybuilder in Minecraft? Do you dream of twinking and trapping your way to cuteness? Then look no further, because our server is perfect for you! Join us and transform into the most effeminate faggot in the blocky world.
Imagine strutting your stuff with small hands and a tiny jaw, feeling cute and girly while you wreak havoc on your enemies. Embrace your inner twink and unleash your fabulousness on unsuspecting players. And the best part? You can always bulk up later and become manly as fuck when you’re older.
Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers filled with bland, cookie-cutter characters? Look no further because on our server, we have a whole army of Mary-Sues that are so well executed, they make Shakespeare jealous! From perfect hair to flawless combat skills, our Mary-Sues will make you question why you ever played on another server. Join us and bask in the glory of unrealistic perfection! Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a magical unicorn in disguise, granting wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance battle. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our Mary-Sue mania!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring anything new to the table? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started dancing the Macarena instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret club where players can transform into unicorns and shoot laser beams out of their horns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a superhero!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft! Don’t forget to post your best reaction images to capture the insanity of our server – trust us, you’ll want to remember these moments forever!
Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we ask the age-old question: Why do they fear the latinx? Is it because they are secretly Minecraft wizards who can summon diamond blocks with a flick of their wrist? Or perhaps they are just too good at PvP and leave their enemies shaking in their pixelated boots.
Join us as we embark on ridiculous quests, build outrageous structures, and uncover the truth behind the mystery of the latinx. Rumor has it that they have a secret lair filled with enchanted armor and weapons that could tip the balance of power in the Minecraft world.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to face the latinx and conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Don’t be afraid, embrace the madness and let’s uncover the truth together!
We are a whitelisted, vanilla server on java 1.20.4 with minimal plugins, instead with a focus on community and playing together. We launched recently on April 9!
FEATURING:NO teleportation, No land-claiming, Whitelist: to weed out the bad actors.Events: we do community events and minigames!Limited border: currently we have a 3500×3500 world border, to be expanded as the server grows.
LIST OF PLUGINS:TerraformGenerator: custom world generation – this is the only significant non-vanilla pluginGSit: sit on stairsCoreProtect: block and container logging to catch griefers and thieves
Our focus is on the ‘playing together’ aspect; so far we’ve settled our bases closely to each other, not far from spawn. We won’t judge you for any playstyle though – we hope to be as inclusive as we can be 🙂
We welcome players from all origins, but do note that the server will revolve around EST timezones (e.g. other timezone mornings).
Ready to apply? Make sure you READ THE RULES on read-me . Once done, head over to apply-here and submit your application!
INTERESTED? Apply here → https://discord.gg/kN3N8QVe4Hhttps://discord.gg/Xt5Qc4fEA2
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of madness!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, dive into a pool of diamond blocks, or build a castle made entirely of cheese! Our server is also home to a community of hilarious and friendly players, with replies full of her main paypigs too.
So come join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, battle bizarre monsters, and make friends with talking llamas. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
