Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY