do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

    Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

    Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

    So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

    Why   did   the   Japanese   do   this?   Minecraft   SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 1872 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

    FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

    Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • OopsCraft

    OopsCraft
    Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

    Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • HezDroneBlasters

    HezDroneBlasters
    so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Void Gems Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Ignite Survival

    Ignite Survival

    {Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Crops Grown: 2941

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Pristine Network

    Pristine Network

    Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

    Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

    Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

    IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

    Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

    Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

    But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CousinCraft WeddingGate

    CousinCraft WeddingGate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

    Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

    PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

    Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

    So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6664 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MineGirrlRealityCheck

    MineGirrlRealityCheck
    Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Potions Brewed: 172
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

    Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

    KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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