do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 484 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    karlssonSMP Overview

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4257 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Chimeras Created: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 18

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Emeralds Found: 4839
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Towns Built: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3215
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Animals Bred: 128 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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