do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Villages Defended: 16 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 948 Epic Battles Fought: 19
Enchantments Applied: 228 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7943 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 175 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9703
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 394
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Emeralds Found: 9371 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6939 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

    Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Dragon Eggs Found: 5515
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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