If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft SMP, it’s a sure sign they’re not good! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where we ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just for fun? If you’re not joining us, you’re probably out there trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or something equally sketchy. So come join us and show the world that you’re not a total noob!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Mines Excavated: 2755
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Epic Battles Fought: 5 Buildings Constructed: 17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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