| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater civilizations. Swim with these majestic creatures and learn the ways of the underwater builders.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every new player gets their very own pet creeper to roam around with them and blow things up on command. Want to impress your friends with your explosive sidekick? Look no further than our server!
So come on down and join us for the most meme-tastic and dolphin-filled experience of your Minecraft life. Don’t be a normie, be a part of our epic zoomer community today!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 220 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 189 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But wait, there’s more! Our admin is none other than a magical llama who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of llama jousting. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server where you can find enchanted gear that’ll make you invincible in PvP battles.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is also home to a tribe of flying pigs who will guide you on epic quests to slay the Ender Dragon and claim its treasure. Plus, every full moon, a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows opens up for a limited time only.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Imagine a world where every block is out to get you, where every creeper has a secret agenda, and where diamonds are more elusive than the Loch Ness Monster. That’s right, on our server, nothing is as it seems and everything will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the souls games can’t compete. We’re talking Demons souls, Dark souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro, and even Elden Ring are just rip-offs of our Minecraft world. Why settle for imitation when you can have the real deal?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The blocks are watching…👀🔥
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 714722 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But that’s not all, we have a New User Guide that will blow your mind, a VAE that is so important it will make your head spin, and a Controlnet that is definitely not just a dummy. And don’t even get me started on our Block Merging techniques – it’s like Tetris on steroids!
Looking to take your Minecraft experience to the next level? Join our server and download ComfyUI, because who needs comfort in real life when you have a virtual world to escape to? And if you’re an AMD GPU user, we’ve got a link just for you – because we support all types of Minecraft players, even the ones with specific hardware preferences.
Plus, don’t miss out on our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section – because why limit your Minecraft fantasies to just blocks and mobs when you can explore a whole new world of possibilities?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into a world of endless possibilities, ridiculous links, and outrageous stories that will make you question reality itself. Minecraft will never be the same again!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Picture this: Instead of being stuck in a crowded, overrated server, you can join ours and be the king of the block! Show off your building skills to a small, but dedicated group of players who appreciate your creativity.
And get this – rumor has it that our server is so under the radar, it’s actually a secret government experiment testing the limits of Minecraft gameplay. Who knows what kind of crazy surprises you might uncover while playing on our server?
So say goodbye to the games you hate with a passion and say hello to the wacky, wild world of our mysterious Minecraft server. Join today and be a part of something truly unique (and slightly questionable)!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 3765 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant flying pig? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible. Just hop on and soar through the skies like a bacon-covered superhero. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the pig to a dance-off. Trust us, he’s got some killer moves.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 364 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 1758 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4530 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Ever dreamed of being best buds with the likes of Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra, or even Julius Caesar? Well now’s your chance! Our server is home to a diverse array of historical figures who are just waiting to team up with you and conquer the virtual world together. Who needs a tier list when you can have a team of legendary leaders by your side?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make your wildest political dreams come true. Just remember, in this world, the only tier that matters is the one you create for yourself.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4958 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Trust us, you won’t even remember what you were missing on S1 once you experience the craziness that goes down on our server. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco that only the most elite players know about. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that take place every full moon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin! Who needs Pretendo when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again (not that it ever wasn’t great but you get what we mean).
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for epic battles, pixelated adventures, and a whole lot of trainer collecting madness. Our Sync Grid Simulator will have you strategizing like never before, while our Eggmon viability guide/tier list will help you become the ultimate trainer. And don’t even get us started on our Legendary Gauntlet – it’s the stuff of legends!
But that’s not all, folks! With our Model ripping/datamining project FAQ, you’ll uncover secrets you never knew existed. Plus, our upcoming events are so exciting, they’ll have you mining for diamonds in no time. And let’s not forget about our Pokémon Masters EX soundtrack – because nothing says epic battle like a killer track.
So what are you waiting for? Join Jealous Zeraora Edition today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs turn-based when you can have real-time trainer collecting madness? Let’s go!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
