| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 576 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 136 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against the Ender Dragon or building a giant statue of a chicken out of gold blocks.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mystical creature who only appears during a full moon to grant wishes and shower players with enchanted items.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on Fujobros, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 253 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They’ve built elaborate contraptions and hidden treasure chambers filled with rare loot. Join forces with them and uncover the hidden secrets of llama civilization!
And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a cursed swamp where the frogs have evolved into vicious monsters that drop enchanted weapons and armor. Fight your way through the slimy horde and claim your rightful loot, if you dare.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, where players can ride into battle on their trusty llama steeds and fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but shovels and pumpkin pie.
If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have the world’s largest collection of virtual sombreros, each one granting its wearer the power of infinite tacos and the ability to summon a mariachi band at will.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server anywhere else!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for crazy adventures and epic battles as we conquer the pixelated world of Minecraft. Our YouTube channels will show you the way to victory, with tutorials on how to build the most insane structures and defeat the toughest mobs. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitch for live streams of us taking on the Ender Dragon like total bosses.
But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for behind-the-scenes shenanigans and sneak peeks at our next epic builds. And if you’re in the mood for some sick beats, check out our covers and original songs on YouTube – they’ll have you rocking out in your diamond armor.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, when you see us ruling over all of Eden, bow down and pay your respects to the queens of Minecraft!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2531 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Our server is like Calisto on steroids, with epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with square-shaped worlds as you are.
Say goodbye to the horrors of Dead Space and hello to the laughs and good times on our server. Who needs an intergalactic horror show when you can have a blocky paradise? Join us now and experience the true joy of blocky survival!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 4191 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Imagine playing Minecraft while being surrounded by characters from your favorite sports manga series. Want to play soccer with Captain Tsubasa or go on a quest with the volleyball team from Haikyuu? On our server, anything is possible!
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who share your love for sports manga. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world – join our server today!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater civilizations. Swim with these majestic creatures and learn the ways of the underwater builders.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every new player gets their very own pet creeper to roam around with them and blow things up on command. Want to impress your friends with your explosive sidekick? Look no further than our server!
So come on down and join us for the most meme-tastic and dolphin-filled experience of your Minecraft life. Don’t be a normie, be a part of our epic zoomer community today!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 292 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our admin is none other than a magical llama who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of llama jousting. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server where you can find enchanted gear that’ll make you invincible in PvP battles.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is also home to a tribe of flying pigs who will guide you on epic quests to slay the Ender Dragon and claim its treasure. Plus, every full moon, a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows opens up for a limited time only.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Imagine a world where every block is out to get you, where every creeper has a secret agenda, and where diamonds are more elusive than the Loch Ness Monster. That’s right, on our server, nothing is as it seems and everything will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the souls games can’t compete. We’re talking Demons souls, Dark souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro, and even Elden Ring are just rip-offs of our Minecraft world. Why settle for imitation when you can have the real deal?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The blocks are watching…👀🔥
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9520 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But that’s not all, we have a New User Guide that will blow your mind, a VAE that is so important it will make your head spin, and a Controlnet that is definitely not just a dummy. And don’t even get me started on our Block Merging techniques – it’s like Tetris on steroids!
Looking to take your Minecraft experience to the next level? Join our server and download ComfyUI, because who needs comfort in real life when you have a virtual world to escape to? And if you’re an AMD GPU user, we’ve got a link just for you – because we support all types of Minecraft players, even the ones with specific hardware preferences.
Plus, don’t miss out on our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section – because why limit your Minecraft fantasies to just blocks and mobs when you can explore a whole new world of possibilities?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into a world of endless possibilities, ridiculous links, and outrageous stories that will make you question reality itself. Minecraft will never be the same again!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 110 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
