| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Why join our server, you ask? Because the Swiss are secretly working for us, that’s why! It’s all a big conspiracy, my friends. The Swiss may have the chocolate and the watches, but Luxembourg has the real power in the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll find diamonds in every block you mine. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery, but without any pesky Swiss interference.
So come on over to our Luxemburg-based server and experience a whole new world of crafting, building, and conspiracies. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. And remember, don’t trust the Swiss – join us instead!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 133 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Picture this: You log on and all of a sudden you’re surrounded by giant chickens wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because on this server, the chickens are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you start dancing the chicken dance with them.
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt that takes place every Tuesday. Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, you read that right, a taco diamond block. Who wouldn’t want to get their hands on that?
But the real highlight of this server is the weekly llama races. Strap on your saddle and hold on tight as you race through obstacles and dodge flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you saying “What the f*ck was his problem?” in the best way possible, then come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Imagine the chaos as you hop around the battlefield, leaving a trail of confused bunnies in your wake. It’s hilarious and totally OP!
And if that wasn’t enough, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that respawn every hour. Get rich quick and become the diamond king of our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience all the insanity and hilarity our server has to offer!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 153 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Imagine creating your own character and embarking on epic quests with your trusty pawns by your side. Need a pawn to join your party? No worries, just ask in the thread and check out our Pawn Guild for the most up-to-date pawns ready to assist you on your journey.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret patches and updates that will keep you on your toes. Want to know more? Just click on our official Capcom survey and dive deep into the world of Dragon’s Dogma.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Dragon’s Dogma master! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 104 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 329 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come relax in our virtual spa, where you can soak in a hot tub filled with lava and get a massage from a zombie villager. Trust us, it’s to die for!
But that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether that leads to a magical land where all the blocks are made of chocolate! Indulge your sweet tooth while battling zombie pigmen and dodging flaming marshmallows.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive TNT traps). Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous realm in all of Minecraft!
Score: 9/10 – Great humor and creativity!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 213 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6658 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against the Ender Dragon or building a giant statue of a chicken out of gold blocks.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mystical creature who only appears during a full moon to grant wishes and shower players with enchanted items.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on Fujobros, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They’ve built elaborate contraptions and hidden treasure chambers filled with rare loot. Join forces with them and uncover the hidden secrets of llama civilization!
And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a cursed swamp where the frogs have evolved into vicious monsters that drop enchanted weapons and armor. Fight your way through the slimy horde and claim your rightful loot, if you dare.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, where players can ride into battle on their trusty llama steeds and fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but shovels and pumpkin pie.
If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have the world’s largest collection of virtual sombreros, each one granting its wearer the power of infinite tacos and the ability to summon a mariachi band at will.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server anywhere else!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Mines Excavated: | 1219 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for crazy adventures and epic battles as we conquer the pixelated world of Minecraft. Our YouTube channels will show you the way to victory, with tutorials on how to build the most insane structures and defeat the toughest mobs. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitch for live streams of us taking on the Ender Dragon like total bosses.
But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for behind-the-scenes shenanigans and sneak peeks at our next epic builds. And if you’re in the mood for some sick beats, check out our covers and original songs on YouTube – they’ll have you rocking out in your diamond armor.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, when you see us ruling over all of Eden, bow down and pay your respects to the queens of Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 1808 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Our server is like Calisto on steroids, with epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with square-shaped worlds as you are.
Say goodbye to the horrors of Dead Space and hello to the laughs and good times on our server. Who needs an intergalactic horror show when you can have a blocky paradise? Join us now and experience the true joy of blocky survival!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3984 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 170 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Imagine playing Minecraft while being surrounded by characters from your favorite sports manga series. Want to play soccer with Captain Tsubasa or go on a quest with the volleyball team from Haikyuu? On our server, anything is possible!
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who share your love for sports manga. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world – join our server today!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 591842 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
