Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?
If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.
Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.
So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!
So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
You can get access to the server in a group on VK.
Also, due to problems, we use telegram instead of discord: https://t.me/truevan_tg all the info is there.
The community is friendly, everyone will welcome new players, perhaps we are waiting for you ♥
There is also a plot on the server.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?
So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Star Shards Collected: | 214 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
On our server, you can create your own Brexit negotiations with other players – will you trade diamonds for emeralds or declare war over a piece of land? The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any looming Brexit disasters. Stock up on supplies and prepare for the worst while enjoying some quality Minecraft gameplay.
So why wait? Join LolBrexit today and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and ridiculous adventure in our virtual world.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
