Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.
So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 55 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.
So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.
Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.
Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!
Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?
Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
