New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 97/400 Votes: 5282
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Farms Harvested: 692 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 75
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
Gods Slained: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the subs for episode 2 may have died fast, but they made it to nyaa so it wasn’t all in vain! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate through the world of Minecraft.

Our subs for episode 3 are available at a top-secret location (https://files.catbox.moe/0frok7.ass) and were stolen from Chinese subs because we like to live life on the edge. Special thanks to the one dude who actually watched episode 2 and called out the crap subs in the nyaa comment section – we fixed the mistakes and made it even more ridiculous (https://files.catbox.moe/fp7g85.ass).

And let’s talk about the guys in this anime – 5 yakuman tenpai in one hanchan? Without cheating? What in the world is going on here? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself, because normal is boring and we like to keep things interesting. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through Minecraft together!

New Minecraft Servers