Tortuga Pirate Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2441	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ores Mined:	2793
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	64
Dragon Eggs Found:	7839	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Emeralds Found:	4861

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Crops Grown:	9684	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragons Tamed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Emeralds Found:	5878
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	3555
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	929347
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Void Armor Forged:	14

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

TikTokBlocker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, coworker, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, hobby, Minecraft, overwhelm, Peace, Respect, Server, silent treatment, singing, Support, tiktok, TikTokBlocker, Upset, working relationship

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Gods Slained:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as Nora’s cupcakes but without the Tiktok singing videos? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero singing requests!

🧁🎤 Our server is like a cupcake paradise, with delicious treats around every corner. But don’t worry, there’s no pressure to share your cupcakes with anyone else – they’re all yours to enjoy in peace!

🚫📱 Say goodbye to the constant Tiktok notifications and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. No more awkward conversations about why you haven’t liked a video or shared it with your friends – just pure Minecraft fun!

🤔😂 So, was it wrong to block Nora? Not in our server! Here, you can set boundaries and focus on your own comfort without any guilt. Join us now and leave the Tiktok drama behind – it’s time to game in peace! 🎮🚀

NoBrotherNoHomeMC

apartment living, cleanliness, college students, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Support, Hoarding, home environment, household responsibilities, living arrangements, living together, NoBrotherNoHomeMC, OCD, personal boundaries, personal standards, shared living spaces, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling support

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of living with a messy sibling who thinks moldy shower curtains are just a part of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a clean and organized virtual world where you can finally escape the chaos of real life.

Our server offers two-bedroom apartments for you and your sibling to share, but don’t worry – there’s no moldy shower curtains here! With our strict cleanliness standards, you can finally live in peace without worrying about tripping over dirty laundry or dodging old food on the floor.

Plus, with our virtual OCD-friendly environment, you can rest easy knowing that everything is in its place and organized just like an infomercial. Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a pristine Minecraft world where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of living with a messy sibling.

Join us now and say goodbye to the drama of real life living arrangements. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to your sibling cleanliness woes?

TimelessImprovements Minecraft SMP

Advancements, betterment, Development, Enhancement, Enhancements, Evolution, growth, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, positive advancements, Positive Change, positive developments, positive evolution, positive progress, positive trends, progress, smp, success, TimelessImprovements, Upgrades

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Farms Harvested:	405

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. We have so many crazy events like a chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a crown made of TNT.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

Players:	93/200	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Votes:	9600
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6