Are you tired of your toys disrespecting you like Tony’s do? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your toys will finally show you the respect you deserve! Our server is filled with mischievous mobs who will never dare to mock you like Tony’s toys do. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground toy rebellion led by a giant teddy bear who is tired of being treated like a plaything. Join now and show those toys who’s boss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 4 Void Gems Collected: 13
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 364
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 24 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse

    Pixel Pals Playhouse
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

    Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Runes Activated: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

    Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 312
    Animals Bred: 69 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

    PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

    Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1961 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

    Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

    Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

    So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MagicMinecraftMadness

    MagicMinecraftMadness
    Are you tired of living in a world where magic is frowned upon and shunned by society? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, magic is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us and unleash your inner wizard, casting spells and brewing potions to your heart’s content.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of majestic creatures who roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Ride a unicorn into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a dragon who hoards all the rarest treasures in the land? Defeat the dragon in an epic battle and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where magic reigns supreme and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to why magic is so hated in the first place!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 491

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blocky Banter Buddies

    Blocky Banter Buddies
    Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

    Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

    So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Villages Defended: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

    CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

    And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

    Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

    For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 181 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

    Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

    One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

    But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 36 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Towns Built: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

    Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

    Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyNorsemen

    CraftyNorsemen
    Welcome to our ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ-utgave.forrige Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

    Join us for epic battles with enderdragons riding on pigs, and build your own diamond castle guarded by creeper bodyguards.

    Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of enchanted obsidian, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by zombie pirates.

    But beware, for the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to dance-offs and parkour races for the chance to win enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Check out this video for a sneak peek: Click Here!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 353 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Baubau’s Wacky World – Minecraft Madness

    Crafty Baubau’s Wacky World – Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    – Have you ever seen a Creeper breakdance? Well, on this server, they do! It’s like a rave in the Nether every night. – Our PvP battles are so intense, even Herobrine himself is taking notes on our skills. – Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? No problem! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. – The villagers on our server are so friendly, they’ll trade you enchanted gear for a mere emerald. It’s like having your own personal shopping mall. – And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure. Rumor has it, Notch himself hid the best loot down there.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen. They love to photobomb your screenshots. 😂🔥🎮

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Crops Grown: 6766 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Minecrafty Fantasy Fun

    Minecrafty Fantasy Fun
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the chat! Join us for hilarious debates on whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior gemstone.

    Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to witness the chaos.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual sheep racing competition. That’s right, we breed the fastest sheep in all of Minecraft and let them loose for a race like no other.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see why everyone is talking about the great debate Minecraft server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyCraft: Where even Hamas can’t break our blocks!

    CraftyCraft: Where even Hamas can’t break our blocks!
    Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we uncover the most outrageous conspiracies in the gaming world! Join us and unravel the mystery of why Hamas is actually a tool created by Israel to destroy Palestinians. But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft and discover why Hezbollah and Iran are keeping this juicy secret to themselves. Will you be the one to expose the truth and save the virtual world from these scandalous schemes? Join now for a chance to unleash your inner detective and uncover the craziest conspiracy theories in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Farms Harvested: 824

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyShipmates – Minecraft Server for Anime Admirals!

    CraftyShipmates – Minecraft Server for Anime Admirals!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for a chance to win a Cookie for Mew event! That’s right, Mew wants a cookie and only you can help! But wait, there’s more! How about a Vampire META mission on a cruise ship with an Inazuma maid skin as a reward? It’s like Twilight meets Maid in Manhattan, but in Minecraft!

    And don’t miss out on the Spider Lily’s Redolance event where you can train with U-410 and get Augment Modules for Comet & Chapayev. It’s like a boot camp, but with cute anime girls!

    But wait, there’s even more! Coming up, we have a Muse Event livestream and a Chapayev ASMR session. Get ready to relax and vibe with your favorite Azur Lane characters.

    Just a friendly reminder, make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord because we’re too cool for that.

    Check out our FAQ before asking questions, and don’t forget to browse through our Ship Tier List and Equipment Guide. We’ve got all the resources you need to dominate in Minecraft Azur Lane!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and dive into a world of adventure, mystery, and cute anime girls! Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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