so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 14
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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