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Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	223
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	5102

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	216
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Divine Spears Created:	25
Emeralds Found:	5546	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Emeralds Found:	5845	Secret Passages Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Votes:	3545	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Divine Spears Created:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Towns Built:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

Players:	91/500	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2