Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of trying to save some extra cash? Look no further! Our server is like getting a massage and dinner for two with a $250 voucher, but with a 20% discount on your first visit. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into tipping more than you planned – we appreciate the savings just like you do! Join us for a relaxing and discount-filled gaming experience like no other. Who needs expensive tips when you can tip your hat to our amazing deals instead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 6
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Treasure Maps Found: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Good Vibes Only Minecraft SMP

    Good Vibes Only Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

    Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted diamond pickaxe hidden deep in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby chickens!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 New Chunks Explored: 424773

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server

    ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where exes fight over wedding dresses.

    Imagine a world where your ex-wife, who is now a woman, demands your wedding dress back because it’s “her wedding too.” Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward situations and dealing with exes who just won’t let go.

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments, passive-aggressive emails, and meddling friends who just can’t mind their own business. Who knew a simple wedding dress could cause so much chaos?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate virtual showdown over a dress that holds more emotional baggage than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most absurd Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BuzzedBoysMILMadness

    BuzzedBoysMILMadness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to cut your son’s hair without your permission! Unlike some grandmas out there, we respect your child’s hairstyle choices. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!

    Join our server and avoid the drama of having your MIL give your kid a surprise buzz cut. We’ve got a strict no-haircut policy, unless it’s in-game of course! Build your dream world without the fear of someone snipping away at your creations.

    Don’t let your family drama get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Come join us and escape to a world where your hair, and your builds, are safe from meddling relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret hairstyle dungeon to explore!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Zombie Dances: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • InsomniaCraft SMP

    InsomniaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from mysterious secret dungeons to a hidden village of llamas who have formed their own society.

    But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental deaths along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the nightmares about those evil chickens…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6321 Ores Mined: 2699
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SnackCraft: Movie Munchies

    SnackCraft: Movie Munchies
    Are you tired of snacking alone while watching movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual snack bar where you can munch on pixelated popcorn and sip on blocky soda while watching movies with your fellow players! Join us for the ultimate movie night experience and never snack alone again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SpeedyData Minecraft Server

    SpeedyData Minecraft Server
    join this epic minecraft server where car brands are collecting and sharing driver data with third parties! why, you ask? because we have a secret underground race track where you can test out your driving skills and compete against other players! who needs privacy when you can have the thrill of racing through virtual streets while your data is being shared with random companies? plus, our server is filled with crazy mods like exploding cars and flying pigs. so come join us and let’s race to the finish line…or to the nearest data broker!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NukeBlockerCraft

    NukeBlockerCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where we prevent nuclear weapons from getting into the hands of evil players!!!! pierre poilievre himself said that joining our server is a GIFT to humanity!!! come build, mine, and fight off evil villains with us in this crazy world of blocky adventures!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so what more could you ask for??! join now and be a hero in the fight against nuclear weapons in minecraft land!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 302
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server

    Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Fallout Edition, where you can experience post-apocalyptic adventures and build your own kawaii paradise!

    Our server is home to the talented Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira. From Charlotte Suzu’s soothing melodies to Lethe Bonapuchi’s magical performances, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our kawaii friends from Prima, Vereverie, Tsunderia, V&U, Pixelink, and more will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Rei Tadano once built a pixel art castle so epic, it crashed the server (literally)!

    So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret concert by the one and only Auri Lunami!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Animals Bred: 177 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

    Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!
    Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 295 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

    RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

    So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Zombie Dances: 6
    Magic Items Found: 5484 Villages Defended: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • > Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

    > Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Enchantments Applied: 188 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 855832 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

    Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

    We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

    Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NoResortNoGirlfriend

    NoResortNoGirlfriend
    Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

    Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

    So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 New Chunks Explored: 567182
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6039 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Fart Space Odyssey

    Fart Space Odyssey
    LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Villages Defended: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 106 Enchantments Applied: 166
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Runes Activated: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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