TinyJoy Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and epic adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Island,” where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves while being showered with gifts and prizes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ParisianParkingMadness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1453
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

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TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Items Found:	2006
Dragon Eggs Found:	7132	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mines Excavated:	1522	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

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Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Towns Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GymCrafters: AITA?

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Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	119	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	86	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Iran Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll experience the true power of Iran…wait, what? Yes, that’s right! Our server is so epic that even Iran is jealous of our pixelated prowess.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical Persian cats who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond pickaxe? Just ask the mystical feline and it shall be yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So come on down to our server and witness the power of Iran…or at least the power of our imagination. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crab Minecraft SMP More

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more crabs than you can shake a pickaxe at! That’s right, we’ve got a crustacean infestation that will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate through the sea of pinchy friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have banded together to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure buried deep within the spawn area. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose more crab!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	226	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ManChildMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9987
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyMILShutUpLOL

Bonding, Boundaries, Communication Issues, CraftyMILShutUpLOL, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, forced interaction, grief therapy, Grieving Process, half-brother, indifferent, MIL interference, parenting challenges, Resentment, sibling relationship, stepfamily, stepson, unwanted advice, unwanted opinions

Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring your family closer together? Look no further! Our server is designed to help siblings bond in the most epic way possible. Join now and watch as your stepson and son embark on a journey of friendship and adventure like never before!

Our server features special quests and challenges specifically designed to encourage sibling interaction. From building epic fortresses together to battling fearsome monsters side by side, your stepson and son will become the ultimate dynamic duo in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers virtual family therapy sessions to help mend any lingering misunderstandings and foster a stronger bond between siblings. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the heartwarming tale of two brothers coming together in the most unexpected of ways. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	412920	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Divine Spears Created:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gift you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because our server is the gift that keeps on giving! Join us and receive a virtual pet llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken with magical powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who knows what other bizarre gifts and challenges await you in this crazy world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ores Mined:	6798	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Star Shards Collected:	284	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyZenLand

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Imagine a world where the sun shines brighter, the grass is greener, and the pigs fly. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inner peace and contentment are just a block away!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas through fields of diamond ore, or take a dip in our lava-filled hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and zombie DJs for a night you’ll never forget.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where peace, contentment, and a whole lot of craziness await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!